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Fantasy supergroup

Hellpop

By Justin Montanino · June 25, 2026 · 83 views

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Will this fantasy supergroup into reality. Manifestation is less likely if any members are deceased.
Hellpop album cover

Badges

  • Alpha Tester

The lineup5 members

  • Bruce Dickinson

    singer of Iron Maiden & Speed, formerly of Samson, Iron Maiden, & Shots

  • Geddy Lee

    bassist of Rush, The Big Dirty Band, & Bubbles & The Shit Rockers

  • Brann Dailor

    drummer of Mastodon, Mastodon, & Mastodon, formerly of Lethargy

    • drums (drum set)
  • Matt Bellamy

    guitarist of Muse & The Jaded Hearts Club

  • Michael Eisenstein

    member of The Reigning Monarchs, formerly of Letters to Cleo

    • guitar

The sound

How the lineup's genres blend — each bar's width is that genre's share of the members' tags.

  • Rock4
  • Progressive Rock3
  • Pop Rock3
  • Alternative Rock2
  • Metal2
  • Classic Rock2
  • Hard Rock2
  • Heavy Metal1
  • other (11)11

The DNA

The real bands behind the lineup — shared bands link the members. Hover to trace a connection.

SamsonIron MaidenSpeedShotsRushThe Big Dirty BandBubbles & The Shit RockersArtistsCANLethargyMastodonStrapadon FactoryGaylordMuseThe Jaded Hearts ClubLetters to CleoThe Reigning MonarchsBruce DickinsonGeddy LeeBrann DailorMatt BellamyMichael Eisenstein

The reviews

Three imagined takes on the debut album.

Bowling Gnome
Dickinson's operatic roar meets Bellamy's prismatic guitar and Dailor's polyrhythmic mastery in a record that swings for the fences—prog-metal meets arena pop with real conviction. The ambition is palpable, even when the seams show. ★★★½
Monohardcandy
Everyone said the supergroup curse was real until track three, when Geddy's bass line walks in like he's been waiting forty years to play this exact song with these exact people. Suddenly the hype doesn't feel stupid anymore.
Toneutensil
Hellpop treats dynamics as ornament rather than argument; the record shimmers technically while playing it safe with song structure. Virtuosity without friction. Precise execution of an idea no one was asking to hear. 6.3

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