Fantasy supergroup
Kellyhaus
By Stephen Lin · June 24, 2026 · 169 views
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Will this fantasy supergroup into reality. Manifestation is less likely if any members are deceased.
A gothy post-punk band featuring Kelly Clarkson as the front woman would be amazing.
Badges
- Alpha Tester
- Gnome Approved
The lineup4 members
Kelly Clarkson
Daniel Ash
member of Love and Rockets, Bauhaus, & Tones on Tail
- guitar
David J
member of David J’s Cabaret Obscuro, Love and Rockets, & Bauhaus
- bass guitar
Kevin Haskins
member of Tones on Tail, Messy, & Love and Rockets
- drums (drum set)
The sound
How the lineup's genres blend — each bar's width is that genre's share of the members' tags.
- Gothic Rock3
- Post-Punk3
- Rock3
- Dance-Punk2
- Alternative Rock2
- Pop1
- Indie Pop1
- Pop Rock1
- other (2)2
The DNA
The real bands behind the lineup — shared bands link the members. Hover to trace a connection.
The reviews
Three imagined takes on the debut album.
Kelly Clarkson's voice cuts through the post-punk murk with American clarity; Ash and David J's bloodline from Bauhaus pays dividends in atmosphere and dread. A supergroup that justifies itself. ★★★★
Everyone's terrified of the supergroup curse, but this actually *works*—Clarkson's pop muscle meets genuine goth-rock chops. "Silhouette Protocol" alone is worth the hype. The discourse was right for once.
Luminous vocals over minor-key post-punk rigor; occasionally too polished for its own aesthetic damage. The bones are there, but the record chooses radio-friendly gloom over structural risk. 6.8
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