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Fantasy supergroup

The Bleeding Egos

By Justin Montanino · June 27, 2026 · 109 views

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Will this fantasy supergroup into reality. Manifestation is less likely if any members are deceased.
The Bleeding Egos album cover

A supergroup whose sole artistic contribution to the world would be its epic interband conflict. No songs will be recorded, every rehearsal will end with the cops being called.

Badges

  • Alpha Tester
  • Gnome Panned
  • Toneutensil Approved

The lineup6 members

  • Perry Farrell

    member of Jane’s Addiction, Satellite Party, & Kind Heaven Orchestra

    • vocals

  • Morrissey

    formerly of The Nosebleeds & The Smiths

    • vocals

  • Roger Waters

    member of Architectural Abdabs, formerly of Pink Floyd

    • bass guitar

  • Billy Corgan

    guitarist of The Smashing Pumpkins, Starchildren, & Zwan, formerly of The Marked & The Smashing Pumpkins

    • electric guitar

  • Dave Mustaine

    guitarist of Megadeth & Panic, formerly of Metallica & MD.45

    • electric guitar

  • Don Henley

    member of Eagles, Four Speeds, & The Felicity, formerly of Shiloh

    • drums (drum set)

The sound

How the lineup's genres blend — each bar's width is that genre's share of the members' tags.

  • Rock6
  • Alternative Rock3
  • Progressive Rock2
  • Psychedelic Rock2
  • Classic Rock2
  • Indie Rock2
  • Post-Punk2
  • Hard Rock2
  • other (23)23

The DNA

The real bands behind the lineup — shared bands link the members. Hover to trace a connection.

ShilohEaglesFour SpeedsThe FelicityMetallicaMegadethMD.45PanicJane’s AddictionSatellite PartyKind Heaven OrchestraPsi ComPorno for PyrosArtists Against AIDS WorldwideThe MarkedThe Smashing PumpkinsStarchildrenZwanDeep Blue DreamSpirits in the SkyPink FloydArchitectural AbdabsThe NosebleedsThe SmithsPerry FarrellMorrisseyRoger WatersBilly CorganDave MustaineDon Henley

The reviews

Three imagined takes on the debut album.

Bowling Gnome
Five titan egos collide in a shouting match masquerading as rock. The album exists only as divorce court exhibits and police reports—a genuinely unprecedented statement on creative compromise and the death of the supergroup. ★★½
Monohardcandy
I listened waiting for one moment of actual music. Instead: four separate demos playing over each other, screaming about royalties, a drum solo that's literally just sirens. It's the most honest thing any of them has ever made.
Toneutensil
Post-structural ego-noise as anti-production; shouted vocals layered in deliberate dissonance against blues-rock and post-punk fragments that refuse to reconcile. Conceptually rigorous, sonically unlistenable, exactly as intended. 7.1

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Comments1

  • Stephen Lin· Jun 27, 2026

    This is by far the funniest set of reviews generated yet!

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