Rock's house of record — sweeping, canon-minded verdicts that file each debut into the long arc of music history. Scored out of five stars.
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Michael McDonald, Lil Yachty, & David Hungate +2 more
July 11, 2026
A supergroup that justifies itself: McDonald's warmth and Loggins's guitar shimmer marry trap-inflected grooves over Toto's bulletproof pocket. *Steely Danger Zone* proves the Doobie Brothers lineage runs deeper than nostalgia.
Mette Lindberg, Keith Moon, & Kate Pierson +1 more
July 3, 2026
A supergroup with pedigree to burn channels early-70s cosmic groove through modern synthesis. Lindberg's vocals soar where they should, Stewart's guitar knows its place, and Moon's thunderous presence anchors the trip. Ambition realized.
Paul McCartney, James McCartney, & David Gilmour +3 more
June 30, 2026
A supergroup that justifies its own existence: McCartney and Gilmour's interplay recalls the Fab Four's late-period ambition, anchored by Grohl's precise thunder. The progeny prove the gene runs deep.
A supergroup of sidemen finally steps into the spotlight with surprising grace. From Garfunkel's accordion on "Never the Lead" to Ike's keys anchoring the groove, these veterans prove credibility doesn't fade—it compounds.
Three titans of late-90s excess marry wah-pedal swagger to brushed-snare restraint over Shatner's deadpan croon—a lounge singularity that shouldn't work but does. Ambitious, preposterous, and weirdly authentic.
Five titan egos collide in a shouting match masquerading as rock. The album exists only as divorce court exhibits and police reports—a genuinely unprecedented statement on creative compromise and the death of the supergroup.
Dave Matthews, Miles Davis, & John Coltrane +2 more
June 27, 2026
A lineage-collapsing statement: Matthews, Davis, Coltrane, Bonham, and Bernstein converge on a shared language of harmonic risk and groove. The result honors each architect while forging something genuinely new.
Johnny Marr, Tom Waits, & Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart +4 more
June 25, 2026
A jam-band hall of mirrors where Marr's crystalline guitars meet Waits' gravel and Mozart's baroque logic. The curse of supergroups dissolves in genuine chemistry.
A supergroup that actually earns the name: Holly's hiccup-croon cuts through Burton's bass thunder while Moon dismantles his kit like he owes it money. Jangle-meets-distortion debut that proves scrappy authenticity beats polish every time.
Bruce Dickinson, Geddy Lee, & Brann Dailor +2 more
June 25, 2026
Dickinson's operatic roar meets Bellamy's prismatic guitar and Dailor's polyrhythmic mastery in a record that swings for the fences—prog-metal meets arena pop with real conviction. The ambition is palpable, even when the seams show.